Sooo...hi. You've stumbled across our account. We're Jay and Zopher, two cousins who are both complete dweebs that have witnessed some things we can't even explain due to how outlandish some of them are.

Jay:
HELLO COMRADES. I'm Jay. I don't know what I'm doing, and I honestly have no fucking life. I spend my time laughing at unfunny memes and crying over gay personified countries. I have an obsession with APH Canada and I can't explain why. I have tendencies to fall up stairs, make conversations awkward, and blurt out memes whenever I feel is necessary. I'm trying to reestablish Communism, but I haven't been successful yet. I have no friends and am pretty much boy repellent. If you're looking for trash, you've come to the right place. 

This is a joint account shared between my cousin Zopher and myself. He's edgy. I had to kinda force him into my Communist brigade?? Both of us have witnessed some crazy shit. From Christmas tree attacks to being kicked out of a historical monument, we've either seen it or have been involved in it.