Jays99Problems

"“So, Nikolai, what do you think about male piercings?”"
          
          ......I almost died. http://wattpad.com/story/10485199?utm_content=share_passage

"I throw my fork down. " You a got damn lie !"
          
          The way this is worded is just hilarious to me.  http://wattpad.com/story/873029?utm_content=share_passage

"“Gold between your legs? Is that a Maya Angelou line?”"
          
          This line had me crying!!! http://wattpad.com/story/8583507?utm_content=share_passage

"Look Bitch release the baby"
          
          ME: By far my fave line in the book!!! http://wattpad.com/story/4778384?utm_content=share_passage

"everyone just stared -.- wtf help me !"
          
          ME: that would be me http://wattpad.com/story/6107786?utm_content=share_passage

"'oh hell naw nigga you aint finna make my walls disappear' lol"
          
          
          ME: tell my mother I died laughing! ^_^ http://wattpad.com/story/4778384?utm_content=share_passage

""This never happened." Nathan quickly said."
          
          ME: I almost peed myself from laughing so hard. http://wattpad.com/story/2548879?utm_content=share_passage

"“You almost killed me for junk food?”"
          
          ME: I almost died laughing!! http://wattpad.com/story/334542?utm_content=share_passage

"“Lie. Big. Fat. Obese. Lie.”"
          
          ME: I fell out of my bed because I was laughing so hard! Lmfao! http://wattpad.com/story/334542?utm_content=share_passage

"He gasped. “You like country?! We can’t be friends anymore. Nope, get out of my car.” He pulled over.
          
          ME: *dead* http://wattpad.com/story/334542?utm_content=share_passage