I'm open to friends, i dont care what problems you have, you an eldritch being who openly devoured planets? That's hot. Look man whatever you are or what problems you got i dont mind, just join me in the homie hug corner lol do a lil no homo kiss so we can talk abt homie feelings 

Your daddy who went to get the milk
Your mom who went to get the daddy
And You are gonna pay my rent for staying in my basement 

I'm soft and spiky