JasonLovesSatoru

And for the record I AM writing a story soon, so. Stay tuned.

THANK YOU GUYS

Me: oh it’s been a bit since I’ve been on Wattpad, lemme check my profile-
          
          Profile: yo you have 71 followers 
          
          Me: *spits out tap water* wait your telling me I’ve been gone for 2 weeks. I come back. And now people follow me?
          
          Profile: idk bro. Idk

Halaaaaa salamaaaaat pooooooo huhu keep safeeeeee

NEW BOOK SOON!
          
          Be prepared for some feels, some gayness, and some dummy humor

To post or not to post........
          
          
          I fEeL bAd

Why the fuck do I have 40+ followers 
          
          
          
          I don’t even post like-
          
          
          
          Thank you all ✨✨✨

Y’all have any good break up songs? I need them and some ice cream rn ngl

Would y’all be okay with me posting a psychological horror book about chickins?

Me: Hey Mom I’m going to Hell!
          
          Mom: SToP making drama about you being gay!
          
          Me: ........your forgetting all the other reasons I’m going to hell.