I am an age and a gender. I have a fucked up sense of humor. I worship trump and my favorite holiday is 9/11. I make jokes about prostate check ups and the holocaust. I enjoy reading. Sometimes. I think. Maybe.
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Stories by Humanpersonguyboy
Patafarianism and why it is great
This is the story of the beer volcanoe. And the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And some more stuff.
HAIL FSM
STORY TIME: How I became the Yello...
Hi, I'm Asian. Society says I'm Yellow. So my band teacher dubbed me THE YELLOW POWER RANGER!
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The Truth of the Cult
Silver has always wondered where his father went every evening. When Silver finally sneaks out to follow him...