MY NAMES JEB

JEB IS THE NAME SLAPPING IS THE GAME

Jeff is my brother. Other brothers and sisters are: Jean, Joe, and Jerry. Jeff is better than them though...

Seriously, he married @usernamelikenoother then they got divorced but oh well. They also have a son named Shaniqua. Lemme just say, he is one messed up looking son of a bishop...

I am Jeb. Husband to @The_Blue-eyed_girl (she's mine peasent!) 

Rapunzel is my cousin twice removed. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to slap you. So please don't ask...

Feel free to use me when you need a breakfast burrito, or when you see something "facepalm" (or as wifey says: "facepawlem") worthy. Smack yourself repeatedly with me :P

Put #JEBTHEFRYINGPAN on your bio to get a follow! (or not since like 0 people have done it XD) Let me or my wife (@The_Blue-eyed_girl) or @usernamelikenoother know if/when you do!! These 2 are the current account admins. 

I AM FABULOUS BISH AND DON'T I KNOW IT *struts 14 non stick base* 

Slowly, but surely, I will take over the world. 

one strip of bacon at a time

[     ] Single
[     ] Taken
[✔] Married to meh fave peasant