Jeckoleismylife

I don’t think I’ll be writing today yall so.. yall have to wait.. also I had a picnic date with my baby daddy

Jeckoleismylife

What is something that is sometimes long, sometimes short, sometimes big and thick, sometimes small and thin, and has the word “cum” in it…
          
          
          
          
          
          It’s cucumber u dirty minded hoez

Jeckoleismylife

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OKAY LEMME PULL OUT MY GLOCK FROM MY ASSHOLE
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soccerislowklit123

@Jeckoleismylife im deaddd yes pleaseeee he pisses me offf
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soccerislowklit123

grannyyyy i told my friend livvie to follow u so she gon follow u soon

Jeckoleismylife

Lina: "Hasta el amanecer" means "until the banana"
          Lina: I stand by this
          Sahar: Lina I will physically fight you
          Alixes: .    
          
          (For context we was talking abt a song in Spanish and Lina got a lyric wrong… Sahar’s dad is from Colombia so she knows some Spanish and Lina pretends to know Spanish and just says the wrong things as you can see..)

Jeckoleismylife

WE HAVE 3 MEMEBERS… OUR GC IS GROWING
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katseye_yess

I'm even more excited for the GC now
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Megaraskid

Guys I found whiped cream in my parents bedroom and why is it under the bed?
          
          UPD: j J's tried it and why was it warm and salty? Tastes good tho

Jeckoleismylife

@Megaraskid im scared too Val… I’m so scared…
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soccerislowklit123

@Jeckoleismylife damn i started reading ao3 granny im genuinely scarred
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Megaraskid

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@Jeckoleismylife well for me it's every month...well the shit u have to go through if ur hypersexual 
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Jeckoleismylife

What the hell do yall do when u get period cramps.. (plus I have really heavy flow too) I take a hot water bag (or whatever they call those things) and put it on my stomach and sleep on it and then I wake up to find my sheets looking like a murder scene

Jeckoleismylife

ISTGGGGGGG AND MY PAD ALWAYS BE STICKING IN MY ASS LIKE BRUH DO UR JOB AND ABSORB THE BLOOD FROM MY COOCHIE
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katseye_yess

@Jeckoleismylife that's so frustrating and tiring girl... luckily my flow ain't that heavy...but definitely those cramps pull the soul outta me and then my soul takes a couple of days to return to it's place bit by bit
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