Hi. What's up? Why are you here? Who are you? What do you want? If you want money, a car, or anything except to read a book... you know, I don't care.



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This is Bob the Titan. Bob says hello.

Copy and paste him everywhere you can.

Soon he will take over the world



Okay. I have to say this. I'm Scottish. I live in America. Americans, I have something to say, and I'm sorry if it offends you. I have been called British, Australian, and Irish more time than I can count. Now, I'm have nothing against all these fine nations. But: I. Am. Freaking. Scottish. There is a difference.



If you want to send me an email, here is my account:

jeep.workman08@gmail.com

I will try to answer as soon as I can. 

(if it's been a long time, Just private message me to tell me you sent me an email)

Or you can just Private Message me if you want. It's probably easier.