Jefe

If you were killed, I wouldn’t be at your funeral. I’d be in jail for killing the person who killed you. We are true friends. We fight together, we are together. Send this to everybody you care about, including me if you care. I want you to know that you are an amazing friend, til death and forever. If I don’t get this back I understand, but I have a game for you. Once you read this letter you must send this to 15 people, if you get three back you are loved, tonight at 12:00 pm. The persona you love will realize I love you then at 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm. Be ready for the biggest shock of your life if you break this chain you will have bad luck. With love send this to 15 people, if you don’t you will turn ugly this year, apparently if you copy and paste this you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. Good luck.

Hello! How are you today? *smiles mischievously- No, no, nicely. Smiles NICELY* 
          
          I hope your doing ok! You’re a nice, sweet person so I hope life’s well. Oh, you’re probably wondering why I’m here.
          
          I was just around the neighborhood and saw an angel. They seemed lost. I walked up to them and asked if they were okay.
          
          They looked at me and asked, “Do you know where the other angel I was supposed to watch over last night is?” 
          
          I asked, “What do they look like?”, and they showed me a picture of you!
          
          (Send this to 14 — You may send it back to me if you wish — To price how much they mean to you.)