creepypasta_is_life

If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          
          I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We are true friends.
          
          We ride together, we die together.
          
          Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.
          
          See how many times u get this.
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.
          
          If I don't get this back, I understand.
          
          But I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this letter,
          
          you must send this to 15 people,
          
          including me.
          
          If you get at least three back, you are loved.
          
          Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it.
          
          Tonight, (right at 12:00pm) the person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of yourlife!
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          
          With love, send this to the 15
          If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year.
          
          A friend told me to do this, so pass it on.
          
          Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can I have your number?
          Send this message to 15 nice, people or bad luck starts for a whole year.

Hey! So I’ve been MIA for two months buuuuutttt... what are you guys doing for the turkey holiday? If you guys care I’m actually going to prepare food and eat it all cuz why the hell not. Then my friends are coming over and bringing me Popeyes bcuz my birthday was on the 26th... I’m 13 ... then I get to go to my grandmas house and thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......... I GET FRIES. MICKY FUCKIN D FRIES . Ok so back to it. But fr what are y’all doing?

I’m scared... of telling you how I feel. Maybe I should try to conceal the truth... for me... and for you... but I can’t help it. I’m fallin for you.

So... I was watching vines... twaimz to be exact. HE SAID THIS. “What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Likalotopuss!” WTF. IM FUCKING DED. (I support lgbtq members completely this is not meant to offend anyone it’s just for entertainment purposes!) 

Chicken nuggets are baby chickens. Like male chickens. They save the females for breeding but make the baby male chickens... chicken nuggets... I’m crying .
          SAVE THE BABY CHICKENS!!! 

Hey boys, or girls, or attack helicopters. I’m not assuming. U do u boo. But I need y’all to give me some book ideas that you would like to read! (No smut or anything sexual) something that my followers would like to see. Thanks for being apart of my family! Yours truly, a trash can. ❤️

Hello friends it’s been a long time once again but I just want to say... Jeff took my Dr Pepper and I’m going to kick his ass. Have a great day cuz Jeff isn’t gonna have one

Hey everyone! So I just got logged back into wattpad last night as most of u know and I looked at my creepypasta book and it has over 21k views! I’m so excited about this and I love you all very much. And the family has grown quite a bit. Last time I left for like I dunno 2 maybe 3 months and when I got back on I had a bunch of new followers so thank you so much. Also, whenever someone follows me I always follow them becuz why not I mean it takes literally 2 seconds not even that XD. So thank you all so much and ttyl ilug bye  

Hey guys i m going to be off wattpaD fora a bit cuz I got a new iPhone and I'm quiting this phone soooo ye bye for now!!!

Hey guys!!! I won't be posting much cuz I going to my grandma's today and I haven't seen her for a while soooo ye. I'm going to post one chapter, maybe more, I'm not sure. But ya. Merry Christmas, and if you don't celebrate, happy normal day for you.