I’m a writer who spends her days wearing different colored pants, big red framed glasses, and wavy hair in hopes to not be labeled a hobo or ‘going for the Mary-Kate & Ashely look’ but more of the ecentric, quirky girl that comes out when she talks.

Here's are some weird things about me:

 My office window is a picture of a lake house I don’t even own.
 I’d like to climb a moose before I die.
 I prefer peeing indoors but that isn’t always an option.
 My husband is ‘that normal guy’.
 I don’t like cake so quit forcing it on me.
 I like my little ponies and basically all little girl things.
 I’m music stupid and will not apologize for it.
 I wish I had a cool derby name – even though I’m not a derby girl.
 Cooking isn’t fun therefore I’m a terrible housewife.
 I hate the tearing of napkins. It’s uncool.
 I don’t lick my fingers. Also uncool.
 Post-it’s are this girls bestfriend.
 I could eat bacon in a house, on a plane, riding a pony, in a drugstore… I think you get the point.