Jennifer Niskanen

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But, what I'm really wondering is if you might send me a lock of your hair? If you do or you don't, it doesn't really matter. Thinking of it is enough for the rough work, the image of your hair tied to my right hand, tugging you to my assistance, binding you, my dear reader, tightly to me. 

Of course, that couldn't possibly work. No one believes in magick these days. Everyone knows, it's just the power of suggestion, placebo and so on. I can't possibly make you think anything in particular, let alone over and over. 

That's not what writers do is it? They don't go around putting ideas into other people's heads, just so they can go on thinking them any time they like. That's bound to get annoying for us both - you thinking my thoughts whenever you please. What will I be left with?  

I probably shouldn't ask for such a personal gift without offering something in exchange. What do you want more than anything you've ever wanted? Then again, you probably don't want to associate your deepest desires with that image you seem to have gotten stuck in your head. Now really: my hand wrist deep in your hair, pulling you to what I want you to do, your knees scraped raw. Isn't this getting a bit much? We just met.

At this point, you're probably thinking I'm some kind of crazy person, but you're the one reading all this, so whose crazier?  You're still doing it too, voluntarily! That's only compounding the error you know. Next thing you know, you'll want more of my stuff, then what will I do? You'll make a job of it. The only thing that's kept me from writing has been a lack of readers.

My idea is that you or someone you know, will be able to help me with all of this. I've gotten you this far already, without breaking much of a sweat. So as far as I'm concerned, it's worth poking around to see where you plan to go with all this. I must say, you have my curiosity up. I can hardly wait for the details . . .