What to write, what to write... What would you write with unlimited access to someone else's Wattpad account?

Firstly, I'm Jemiah's wonderfully amazing girlfriend @AnderaGNovak he's taken, so back off. He likes the colour purple, and is a ridiculously amazing artist/ musician. He loves movies, and is obsessed with the Darran Shan saga (must be a guy thing).

According to his horoscope, he is suppose to be a really kind, indecisive guy who won't go after what he wants. Not sure how true it is, but he is a cookie, so maybe I just don't know him well enough yet. XD

Jeremiah plays football, and does archery, which is actually how we met... other than the fact that we have a mutually annoying friend... don't ask. Plus, he has these adorable dimples, and who wouldn't fall for a face with dimples? All in all, he probably comes in at a 7.75, lol, always something to improve, if I said he was perfect I wouldn't be able to stand him. XD

Either way, he better not think of leaving Wattpad, I mean, he couldn't if he wanted to; I'll tie him to a chair, jk, jk. No, but seriously.

My favourite tributes so far: Aiden Knyght
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