Jeremy Alex

Y'all I have a new account cuz there's too much shit associated with who I used to be so yeah haha
          
          Having a new account means that sadly, I won't continue any stories on my old account cuz I ain't wanting none of that haha

oH MY GODDDDDD
          So there was this easter egg hunt where you can win $500 and not long before the egg hunt started, there was a 9 yo boy who pointed at me and said "he's a teenager, he's gonna get the $500 egg!" This kid thought I was a boy and that made me ridiculously happy oml–
          My brothers kept saying "she" so he got confusedhe said "are you a boy, I'm confused?" And I said "no but I wanna be" and he said "but you sound like one! Are you sure you aren't?" Oml
          So I was really happy this morning

Me: *continuously gets called a commie*
          Google: *fills my "Latest News" on Google.com with communism related things*

I should probably be working on my history assignment, shouldn't I?

Vore me mmmmmmmmm

Yiff

I angery grrr
          I went into the kitchen and went looking around for something alcoholic (just because I like that) and I noticed a box with a bottle of Chivas on top of the fridge
          I reopened the box and took out the bottle
          The bottle was empty
          Ffs >:(

It's 2 in the morning
          I'm tired
          So I chugged a carton of pineapple juice
          And now I want alcohol
          Specifically Chivas
          
          Yum yum in my tum tum
          
          
          
          I'm probably gonna look back at this later on today and be like, "wtf when and why did I write this?"
          I'm tired
          
          I went to write animation instead of pineapple when I was talking about drinking juice
          So yeah
          And I swear
          I CAN'T SPELL ANYTHING RIGHT AT THE MOMENT
          thank god for autocorrect :3

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* o3o
          
          
          I'm not sorry
          You're welcome