Jerlwein

GIVE ME A BOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooST

Sorry I was just looking at awful pick up lines and decided to spam you.

I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
          
          
          
          
          

Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long
          
          

Was your mother a beaver?Cause DAMNNNN.

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

HEY MY NAME IS MELVILLE DEWEY

YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE IN A KAYAK

Cat scratch cat scratch

ANTELOPES ARE SHITTY RACKET BALL PLAYERS