Do the Transformers get life insurance or auto insurance?

If there is a finite amount of matter in our universe, then how does Olive Garden have unlimited breadsticks?

Did anyone else cry when HungryBox won the Evo 2016 Melee tournament?

Do you think sand is called sand because it's between the sea and the land?
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I have no idea what I'm doing here. I'll try to put some stuff up for y'all peeps to check out. Just my thoughts, some video game stuff, and maybe even a story. I'm still deciding on that last part. If you play Smash 4 or Monster Hunter X for the 3DS, hmu.

You can message me and I'll try to get back to ya.
(and pls follow. I need friends...)
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How old am I?
Old enough to know how to write crappy stories, but young enough that I'm not allowed to gamble in most casinos.

Orientation?
I'm as high as a kite.

Hobbies?
I'm on Wattpad. Do you think I have any hobbies? (That's just a joke. Y'all don't gotta be offended. I like cooking, Smash Bros, and the last hobby I keep a secret. Don't wanna give the internet another reason to hate me :3)

Likes: Anime, Material wealth, Pecan pie, Coffee; Tea; Energy drinks; Anything with caffeine, Philosophy, Fantasy and Sci-fi novels, Reading, Writing, Drawing, Listening to music, Singing, Video games, Subtly annoying internet keyboard warriors

Dislikes: Anime, Politics, Sharing, Caring, Wattpad, Internet keyboard warriors, The incorrect or over use of the semi-colon, The melodrama of others, Unreasonable people, People who veil ostentatiousness under the guise of genuine altruism, Phony artists
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I'm not a pessimist, I'm just being real.
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I'd write stories here if only I had good covers for them. I'm still working out a deal with a friend.
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You'll have to ask me about my favorite artists and preferred music genres. Wattpad only lets me type 2000 characters here.
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22/6/17: "Yeah, no. We're done here."