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YOU'RE HERE!! WHAT PART OF THE "YOUR OWN RISK " DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND??😬😬
WAIT! HOLD UP! YOU'RE BEAUTIFULLL. WTH? 😍😍🥰🙈🙈
OK GET READY TO CRINGEEE 😶
IN THE NAME OF POTATOES I DON'T WANT THIS BOOTIFUL PERSON TO DIE FROM CRINGEEE!! 😭😭
YOU'RE DEADD
. PATIENT'S NAME:_____________
CAUSE OF DEATH : DIED FROM CRINGING TOO HARD!!
* DID THE PERSON DIE?*
NOOOOO. I - I DIDN'T MEA- - I DIDN'T KI--
* SOBS HYSTERICALLY *
WAIT A MINUTE
YOU'RE ALIVE. MY PATOOTIE IS ALIVE. I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE. PHEWWWW
.
*you killed your goldfish by poking its eye Jess *
ANYWAYS, WANNA KNOW SOMETHING
* unnecessary 🙄 info*
STOP!!!
OK. HERE YA GOOO
I'M JESS AN ABSOLUTE MESS. I AM THE QUEEN OF PROCRASTINATION. MOTHER OF POTATOES 🥔. I LOVE DUCKS, TURTLES AND PENGUINS. PUPPIES ARE BAE😍😍. I'M SKINNY AS A STICK IDK HOW THO. AFTER ALL THE JUNK I EAT SHOULD DO SOME JUSTICE YA KNOW 😔😔. I'M AN INTROVERT.
* real cool Jess*
GET LOST YOU STUPID INNER VOICEEE
EEEEEKKKK STOP SMILING LIKE A PSYCHOTIC MUSHROOM
*Jess it's you not them 🙄🙄*.
DON'T YOU DARE ROLL YOUR DEAD EYES AT MEEEE!!!
*🤦♀️*
OK DON'T MIND HER ( THE ONE IN ITALICS) SHE'S MY INNER DEMON, HER NAME'S IDK?
* omg they think you're deranged *
NO THEY DON'T.
DO THEY? *SCRATCHES HEAD IN DEEP THOUGHT *
OK OK I'LL STOP.
I KNOW I'M AWESOME 😂😂
* oh my donuts, here we go again 🙄*
Buhbyeeee😂😂😂😂😂
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