Dear Everyone,
I hope the new year has been treating all of you well so far. I’d say be good children and don’t sin, but I know y’all can’t help it. Also, please halt all questions about me reading smut for I do not.. I only respond to those who shall call me upon my name. Speaking of smut, no Harry Styles will not have sex with you Gretchen. Please know that you deserve someone that will actually bless you with beautiful children; children that will be summoned by the name of the Lord. Anyway, Happy Aquarius season (or “szn” as you all say) and stay tuned for more Jeezy updates!