JesusChrist_the_lord
@xiuiui jesus loves you already ( no but acc dw i think this year will be good for you, stay strong <3)
JesusChrist_the_lord
JesusChrist_the_lord
If someone's interested in talking with jesus reply with your insta, jesus is bored in the middle of these stupid white clouds
JesusChrist_the_lord
@xiuiui no but we all know this account is satire and my friend said "wouldn't it be funny if apart from being jesus you also put the bible in your reading list"
JesusChrist_the_lord
@xiuiui 6.6K people believe in the Wilmon religion I guess
JesusChrist_the_lord
@xiuiui I am still trying to understand why 6.5K people like my shitty fanfic and I keep myself awake at night because of it
JesusChrist_the_lord
@xiuiui Yes. Jesus loves Young royals. Jesus loves people who love Young royals. Therefore loving Young royals gives you a free pass to heaven
T3l3Tubbi3s
Jesus I have sinned
Sad ik, but expected
JesusChrist_the_lord
@ T3l3Tubbi3s no worries my child, all you have to do is have some holy water. Since it's hot in hell, where you're going, I'll send it to you in ice form