Jesus

@xiuiui jesus loves you already ( no but acc dw i think this year will be good for you, stay strong <3)

If someone's interested in talking with jesus reply with your insta, jesus is bored in the middle of these stupid white clouds

@xiuiui no but we all know this account is satire and my friend said "wouldn't it be funny if apart from being jesus you also put the bible in your reading list"

@xiuiui 6.6K people believe in the Wilmon religion I guess

@xiuiui I am still trying to understand why 6.5K people like my shitty fanfic and I keep myself awake at night because of it

@xiuiui Yes. Jesus loves Young royals. Jesus loves people who love Young royals. Therefore loving Young royals gives you a free pass to heaven

Jesus I have sinned 
          Sad ik, but expected