real jesus (fr)
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still active to this day. kinda embarrassing.
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JesusFrickingChrist
Sep 17, 2019 05:24AM
Imagine: you’re on a date with Harry Styles and you went to go eat at subways. You ask Harry what he wants to eat. He responds “that ass.” Next thing you know he’s eating your entire ass out in the m...View all Conversations