Jesus (@JesusWatches)'s conversations

JesusWatches

Aug 21, 2015 01:20AM

@peytttooonnn thank you *bows* I try

daddydanay

@JesusWatches  
          	  Dear, Jesus
          	   I need holy water, because I have sinned. I just read smut and am horney this is a sin. and wsp, how ya been.
          	  
          	  sincerely,
          	  TYRA

Oct 18, 2015 • Reply

i_hate_math10

Jun 03, 2025

so youre jesus?
          damn bro

sher_bert

Jun 18, 2020

I just checked out your profile and I love it. I was going through your favorite bands and turned out we both like pretty much the same things. BTW I'm a huge directioner too. So its good to know that you like One direction too.

-riversongs

Oct 08, 2018

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bakugorgeous

Mar 01, 2018

I need a bible and holy water my lord

JesusWatches

Mkay here you go and I’ll give you a few extras and you can just pass them out for me

Mar 11, 2018 • Reply

dommydoms

Nov 02, 2017

help i read gay porn 
          but im also Christian :,)
          h e l p

JesusWatches

gay is okay with me just not my dad so I guess just do you and then don’t after you die

Mar 11, 2018 • Reply

EstheticHoe

Jul 18, 2017

Jesus forgive me for all the Harry smut i've read

JesusWatches

@DaddyStylex if you insist, it shall be done

Jul 28, 2017 • Reply

JesusWatches

@bxsic- okey dood

Jul 28, 2017 • Reply

JesusWatches

May 01, 2017

Hello David the worm

-jisungpwark-

Apr 10, 2017

@Queenies18 & I need a lifetime supply of holy water! And to be smacked with a bible! Can you forgive us for have a dirty mind! Thanks

JesusWatches

Gladly! *drives in with a dump truck of bibles and holy water*

May 01, 2017 • Reply

J3susChr1st

Sep 25, 2016

gO JUMP IN A HOLE IMPOSTER

JesusWatches

I WAS HERE FIRST DAMMÎT

May 01, 2017 • Reply

spoopylukes

Sep 10, 2016

Jesus is my nigga

JesusWatches

You know it

May 01, 2017 • Reply