Okay but like why is there cats in bags in the first place. Sup, I'm Jesus Christ Himself and if you follow or read my bullsh*t then are you okay. I have doubts about my mental stability. I no longer have depression and I don't hate myself anymore (hecc yea). However, one day I will manipulate the world to do my bidding.
Also BTS and Stray Kids are y e s. Suga is my bias. Fight me. I'm Jesus by the way so like don't actually fight me. All I can do is change water to wine. And start my own religion but that's not important.
I am part of a Rock Clan which BookStoreThief came up with. It is very fun. It's actually just a comment chain but still.
I've managed to decided my career fuckin' finally. Hug exportation. To purchase a hug you must compliment yourself first, because here at 'Jesus Hallelujah Hugz' we are all 'bout that PoSiTiVe shit.
Jesus' power move: throwing the Holy Bible™ at all them nasty sinners.
GoTtA BlAsT ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘
Jesus out-
- Either a cabin in the woods or a cottage in the forest.
- JoinedApril 1, 2016
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I had a few ideas of names for a book or something.