Okay but like why is there cats in bags in the first place. Sup, I'm Jesus Christ Himself and if you follow or read my bullsh*t then are you okay. I have doubts about my mental stability. I no longer have depression and I don't hate myself anymore (hecc yea). However, one day I will manipulate the world to do my bidding. 

Also BTS and Stray Kids are y e s. Suga is my bias. Fight me. I'm Jesus by the way so like don't actually fight me. All I can do is change water to wine. And start my own religion but that's not important.

I am part of a Rock Clan which BookStoreThief came up with. It is very fun. It's actually just a comment chain but still.

I've managed to decided my career fuckin' finally. Hug exportation. To purchase a hug you must compliment yourself first, because here at 'Jesus Hallelujah Hugz' we are all 'bout that PoSiTiVe shit.

Jesus' power move: throwing the Holy Bible™ at all them nasty sinners.

GoTtA BlAsT ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘
Jesus out-
  • Either a cabin in the woods or a cottage in the forest.
  • JoinedApril 1, 2016



Last Message
Jesus_Christ_Himself Jesus_Christ_Himself Apr 03, 2020 01:30AM
Bruh moment I’m like finally checking my wattpad notifs and my pm’s don’t load lmao
View all Conversations

Story by Jesus Christ Himself
Story Titles, Chapter Names, and Ideas by Jesus_Christ_Himself
Story Titles, Chapter Names, and I...
I had a few ideas of names for a book or something.