Do you have too much time?
Are the recommendations on this site completely off?
Did you like eating paint chips as a kid?
Then fear not, this is the place for you.

Here are stories that I started writing during a actual fever dream, and am trying to finish now. If you are into that kind of thing feel free to give them a read. If you are the person who actually wants a competent story, feel free to leave a comment or to message me to let me know how I can improve, and please understand that if something seems wrong or messed up that it is probably a work of satire.

With that said please address all complaints and legal threats to:
45th President Donald J. Trump
The Mar-a-Lago Club
1100 South Ocean Blvd
Palm Beach, FL 33480