MiniPlanethumans
(Key: This means Daz is singing, this means Elly is singing, this means Lunar is singing, this means they're singing together, this is all three of them singing(just once), this means Eclipse is speaking.)
A look into my new Au!
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*Daz was standing on a runway, suit on, looking crisp as he looked down at his many adoring fans*
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Daz: I know you hope to go to the bi~ig you-know-whe~ere!~
*Everyone cheers as he turns around and faces them*
And you're here to try to earn your ticket the~ere! Better listen now or you haven't got a pra~ayer!~ Let me break it down... Ooh!
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*Daz then proceeded to Slay the Runway as he stepped down, posing as he did, his tail flicking some as he 'looked' down at everyone*
*He waved to his huge cult of people who worishipped him, now walking down the actual runway*
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If you want someone to love ya~a, babe, you gotta look like me~ (Elly: Like me!) Gotta be flawless, pure perfection, not for she~elf.. (Lunar: Not a she~eelf..)
And my first impression of ya, as far as I can see, (Can see!) is you simply can't compete with my sweet self! (Your sweet self~)
Is your hair as thick as mine? (No!) Are your arms as pumped as mine? (No!)
Are the moves you got as drop-dead hot as thi~is? (No, no, they ain't!) Is your profile half this fine? (No!)
If not, let me hit you with the bottom line, got to measure up or you won't get eternal bliss! (Ooh!)
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So let me be honest... (Hone~est!) I got to be honest... (Hone~est!)
I'm gonna be honest... (Ah yea~aaah!~) Whether you like it or not!
*He gets off the runway, now walking past individuals. He then deadass starts dragging his audience, reading them for filth*
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Nova then looked over and huffed at Daz. "Dude, back off." They said, rolling their eyes and Daz turned towards them immediately. "What? It's true! He's hideous- Sorry... Ugly.. Very, ugly." Daz smirked and Nova glared, standing up and getting in Daz's face while he smirked wider.
"Listen here, you arrogant bastard.." They began and Daz gasped, looking dumbfounded. "Eamon is be-... Eamon? Eamon.." They blinked and Daz and Eclipse began giggling. "Wrong person, Tay." Eclipse laughed.
Nova looked away, trying not to laugh. "God damnit..."
Then Dusk began laughing behind the camera and I sighed some.
"Ah, shit... Dusk? We gotta roll the scene again.." I snorted some as Dusk shrugged. "I think we're good for now. We'll record the other part tomorrow.." He said and I nodded.
"Fair." I said, standing up stretching.
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*Daz paused, looking at Eclipse, who was watching in the front row and then walked towards him*
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Look at you, look at you, look at you... I ain't se~en nothing like yo~ou before.. I mean, words fail me, I mean I'm.. Tongue-tied, I mean I'm.. Speechless, ba~aaby..
What's a thing like *you* doing in a place like this? I gotta tell ya, son, you're pre~eeeeeeeetty...~
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*Elly and Lunar then popped up next to him suddenly, both of them smiling wide*
Pretty ugly! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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You poor, poor thing, (Come on!) don't look so sad! (Come on!) I'm sorry you're so ugly!
Eclipse: Is that...?
Daz: Yeah, real bad.
Imagine how you'd traumatize some unsuspecting youth!
Why it would be U-G-L-Y, (Ugly!) and THAT'S the ugly~y tru~uth!
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(U-G-L-Y! Heard your looks can make you cry!)
Ye~ah, so sorry 'bout the tru~uuuth!
(U-G-L-Y! Cross my heart and hope to die!)
Woo! 'Cause that's the ugly tru~uuuth!
(U-G-L-Y! Love to kiss my lunch goodbye!)
Yeah, you're U-G-L-Y~y!
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*Daz then paused, looking at Eclipse fully, who was about to cry behind his mask*
I really do feel bad for you, but kids just don't want ugly.. So.. I'm not sure know WHERE you belong, but it's not here.
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And that's the u~uuugly~yyyyyyy tru~uuuuuuuuuuth!
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You're much too short, (Too short!) you're wa~ay too thi~in. (Too thin!)
Bleh! Is that a ble~emish on your double chi~in? (Oh man!)
Don't ever walk a runway, (No?) or man a kissing boo~oth~ (Mwah!)
You're U-G-L-Y, (Ugly!) and that's the ugly~y truth.
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You ugly! Hah! Hah! You ugly!
You ugly! Hah! Hah! You ugly!
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*He jumps back on the stage*
Now, perhaps I've just upset ya, but people, let's get real; (Get real!) it's the most exclusive club that you want in! (Want i~iiin~)
There's a price to pay, you bet ya, hey! You gotta look ideal (Ideal!) or you'll end up in the old recy~yycling bin! (Recycling bin~)
Is your smile as white as this? (No!) Are your glutes as tight as this? (No!)
Then they'll trash it and they'll mash it into glue! (Ooh, poor poor you!)
Just a flaw as slight as this, just one tiny detail, it's a big ol' mess!
Oops, oh well, I'm sorry, sayonara, too-da-loo!~ (Ooh~)
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But hey, I can help ya! (Oh yeah!) Well, possibly help ya...! (Oh ye~eah!)
Well, hopefully help ya... (Oh ye~eeeah!~) But most of you? Probably not.
*He gets down again, reading for filth AGAIN-*
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Your head's too small, (Too small!) your neck's too lo~ong! (Too long!)
Your nose starts right but then ends up all wro~oong~ (So wrong!)
Mm, that tiny freckle, (Ugh!) ooh, that crooked tooth...
You're U-G-L-Y, (Ugly!) and that's the ugly~y truth~
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U-G-L-Y, face like that, why even try? U-G-L-Y, back that hip like triple fry! U-G-L-Y, sorry if that makes you cry!
You're ugly, so ugly, so-
Wait!
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