So I'm reading the first few pages of new moon again to feel how bad twilight is exactly.
Guess what?
Oh I'm having the bad chills. The first few pages are gag worthy. First sentence:
"I WAS NINETY-NINE POINT NINE PERCENT SURE I WAS dreaming. "
Right. Why not 100%? And we need to know what percentage you're sure if you're dreaming or not? Of course we do. There's still the 0.1% you're not dreaming.
You're definitely not dreaming.
"Well, Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. "
A vampire that glitters. Of course they do. I mean, Dracula glitters too right? And Damon? And Raphael from TMI? Of course. I mean I should have known. They're really scary.
"It's just something he does in the sun. Don't worry about it.... "
I thought it's three dots not four? Maybe my understanding of grammar is wrong but I thought it was three? And do you know how ridiculous that paragraph sounds put together?
I don't know how I'm going to feel after finishing this book. Again.
If I finish it.