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So I'm reading the first few pages of new moon again to feel how bad twilight is exactly.
Guess what?
Oh I'm having the bad chills. The first few pages are gag worthy. First sentence:
"I WAS NINETY-NINE POINT NINE PERCENT SURE I WAS dreaming. "
Right. Why not 100%? And we need to know what percentage you're sure if you're dreaming or not? Of course we do. There's still the 0.1% you're not dreaming.
You're definitely not dreaming.
"Well, Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. "
A vampire that glitters. Of course they do. I mean, Dracula glitters too right? And Damon? And Raphael from TMI? Of course. I mean I should have known. They're really scary.
"It's just something he does in the sun. Don't worry about it.... "
I thought it's three dots not four? Maybe my understanding of grammar is wrong but I thought it was three? And do you know how ridiculous that paragraph sounds put together?
I don't know how I'm going to feel after finishing this book. Again.
If I finish it.
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CatastrophicAura
Hey there! I stumbled upon your profile cause of your awesomesauce picture <3
Plus, HP is ALWAYS better than Twilight. <3
JiaHui353
So I'm reading the first few pages of new moon again to feel how bad twilight is exactly.
Guess what?
Oh I'm having the bad chills. The first few pages are gag worthy. First sentence:
"I WAS NINETY-NINE POINT NINE PERCENT SURE I WAS dreaming. "
Right. Why not 100%? And we need to know what percentage you're sure if you're dreaming or not? Of course we do. There's still the 0.1% you're not dreaming.
You're definitely not dreaming.
"Well, Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. "
A vampire that glitters. Of course they do. I mean, Dracula glitters too right? And Damon? And Raphael from TMI? Of course. I mean I should have known. They're really scary.
"It's just something he does in the sun. Don't worry about it.... "
I thought it's three dots not four? Maybe my understanding of grammar is wrong but I thought it was three? And do you know how ridiculous that paragraph sounds put together?
I don't know how I'm going to feel after finishing this book. Again.
If I finish it.
tayba2003
Hey you are really good with the backfiring comments on twilight vs HP lol we could see clearly that that person was a twi-hard
JiaHui353
They seriously don't think before they type. Honestly. The one about Meyer copying Rowling's name about the last name Black is the most ridiculous. Harry Potter came out way before twilight lmao. Even my cousin, who hasn't read HP knows that. Shows how much thought the twi-hards put in their reasons.
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RancidReader101
Hey Thanks for the follow, hope we can talk soon! possibly in your wildest dreams (bad joke just thought of it cause of your profile pic)
JiaHui353
No problem haha. Lol it's okay I suck at making jokes, yours is so much better than mine. Sorry just a curious question, are you a guy? Cause I saw one of your comments and they said that author's on Wattpad write male POVs so bad that they're generally unrealistic. Something along that line. No offense of any sort, you don't have to answer that if you don't want to: )
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stickybug
I didn't meant to rude but why is "Anxiety Attack" considered as a worst/unrealistic book?
I mean, anxiety attack is a type of disorder so is realistic.
Don't shoot me i just curious. (-:
JiaHui353
Lmao its okay. It's a personal preference kind of thing. I put it there so I can sort of "keep check " of the books I read?
Not that anxiety disorder is unrealistic but I think the romance in the book. I guess to me the romance just wasn't real and a smooth read? No offence to the author or anything I know she put in a lot of hard work:) it's just a personal preference thing. Erm I read a lot, and I mean a lot so I sort of and more critical and stuff about what I read. This is really just a personal track record. I'm sorry if it offended anyone.
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imrockintheworld
followed you when i first saw ur profile picture ♥♥♥
JiaHui353
you too!:) xx