I'm Jill of all trades, Jill of none,
My talent's on the run,
The more I try to fix and mend,
I find that I have none.

I tried to hang a picture-frame,
Upon the silly wall,
I hung the picture upside down,
And then I watched it fall.

I tried to fix a leaky tap,
(An easy thing to do),
But now it sprays most everywhere,
I should have used more glue.

My tire is flat; I'll pump it up,
And make it nice and round,
I used more pressure than I should,
What is that awful sound?

The doctor says I'll be okay,
The pavement broke my fall,
I may not walk for nine more weeks,
But that's okay, I'll crawl.

I'm Jill of all trades, Jill of none,
But this one thing I know,
I'll try to do most anything,
I'm not just some old Joe.