Hi there, this is Jillian and whale-cum to my portfolio? Anyways, if you are here it means you have somehow gained an interest in what my mind has to offer or because you already know me in real life. Either one is fine and I hope you do take, devour and love what i have to put up here. This is my first time exploiting my work so please forgive any errors and feel free to apply for a part-time grammar nazi internship. Thanks, and enjoy.
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Hiiii! This is co-author Hollis! :D Soooo.. let me introduce myself :)
My name is Hollis and I love fried chicken.
 I love grape soda, and I'm a chocoholic.
When I go to Starbucks I always order the mocha coconut frappachino with a shot of caramel, but lately I've been getting the mocha cookie crumble.. that ones really good.
Alright enough about food...
I love geometry (Yeah I'm a TOTAL nerd)
I love public speaking, preferably motivational speaking.
Annndddd........ I can't burp on demand.
I love rock n roll. Aerosmith is da bomb. And QUEEN. I swear if Freddie Mercury wasn't old, ugly, gay, and dead... he'd be MINE.
As for writing, if you came to my book restaurant you'd order a course of mysterious adventure with a side of romance, and hold the corniness.
So yeah, that's all I've got. 
..... K im gonna go poop some popcorn now
....wait.... i mean POP some popcorn..lol