EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT
I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD.
Yes. It’s me. Your long-lost author who said “update soon” and then proceeded to vanish like my will to live.
Now before y’all start throwing virtual chappals —LET ME EXPLAIN.
I was:
- kidnapped by procrastination
- held hostage by overthinking
- betrayed by my own brain at 3am
- and personally victimized by “I’ll write tomorrow” (tomorrow never came btw)
At one point I opened the doc just to “check something” and suddenly 2 hours passed and I wrote… absolutely NOTHING. A true talent.
Also shoutout to the 3 braincells I own:
one makes the plot
one deletes the plot
one cries
To my readers:
Some of you grew up
Some of you lost feelings
Some of you probably have kids now
And I’m still here like: “guys the next chapter is gonna be SO GOOD I just need 6-8 business months ”
The fact that some of you are STILL here??
Are you okay?? Do you need help?? Blink twice.
And to the ones who kept commenting “update please ”
Bestie I saw it.
I felt it.
I ignored it.
Respectfully
BUT HEY—
I’m back like a toxic ex with no character development.
New chapter coming soon™
(soon = spiritually, emotionally, not physically)
If I disappear again, just assume I got distracted by another idea and am now writing a completely different story for no reason.
Love you, don’t report me, don’t replace me