*slides into your mb like-*
Hello lovely lady!! (o-or sir. You can definitely be a sir too, yes)
And although I'll probably hate myself for doing this to you, and am most likely internally bleeding as you read this, I just wanna say;
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It is a 100% free!!
And that, my frand, is a great price!!
And wait hold on, what's this?
A Special Gift Just For You!!!
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WoW, NOW THAT'S A DEAL!
So hurry up and avail your offer while it's still available!!
*NO terms and conditions apply*
I'm so sorry for this shameless promotion. I hope you have a wonderful day regardless, love ❤️♥️♥️
