Hi lovely ass wipers, my name is Emily... That's all you need to know, what are you a freaking stalker? Jeez.
I'm a cheerleader, raise hell y'all!! ;)
Seriously though this Wattpad stuff is ridiculous. I can't read no damn story without getting asked to vote shit or whatever. Anyways, so I'm country and I am a cheerleader... I make damn good camo Pom poms and squirrel soup.
I love bacon, it should be its own damn food group. Also cup a fart for your mom, she'll still love you.
MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD- wait damn it. Don't have milkshakes. Poop.
Don't pick up hitch hikers, they rape!
I think One Direction or Justin Beiber should shove their weiner.... In some ketchup. Oops. ;)
Well I'm Emily :) Bye xx
- JoinedMarch 27, 2013
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