@Shiloh_C will be using my account for other stories, so if you see me post any bomb ass story; just know that its hers and not mine lol.

"You can't sit with us."

"So fetch!"

"I really wanna lose 3lbs."

"I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him."

"Why are you so obsessed with me?"

"It's like I have ESPN or something."

"Is butter a carb?"

"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen!"

"Boo, you whore."

"On Wednesdays we wear pink."