Joan Protection Squad

Oh jeebus
          Yep this is very dead
          H

Welp this kinda died-
          
          ;o;
          
          -Noah

Come join us I swear it's fun
          https://discord.gg/vnZHeCr
          

I'm back again, boi, gorls, enbois and attack helicopters
          
          If you like milk chocolate but not dark chocolate, you actually like sugar more than chocolate. 
          
          If you like pickles but not cucumbers, you actually like vinegar more than cucumbers. 
          
          If you like roast chicken more than raw chicken, you actually like the heat from the oven more than the chicken. 
          
          (Not mine) 
          Have a great day! 
          ~ :D

Hi. I'm back with shower thoughts to ruin your day. You're welcome :) 
          
          Cops saying “if you lawyer up, you look guilty” is like saying ” if you wear your seatbelt, you look like your going to get in a car accident”
          
          If you woke up with the ability to walk through walls, it would probably take a decent amount of time before you realize you suddenly had that power.
          
          Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.
          
          Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that’s entirely end credits.
          
          It would be weird if a human yelled out “Anyone wanna f*ck?” but birds do it all day and nobody cares.
          
          Have a great day :) 
          
          ~ :D

*screech* 
          
          -Unknown

I refuse to let this die
          
          
          ~Ellie :) 

So-
          This is dead-ish
          
          
          
          ~ @VirgilSanders2

How to sleep in a few seconds:
          1. Grab a brick
          2. Stand/sit/lie/float
          3. Throw said brick
          4. Goodnight! 
          
          
          Don't fucking do this I  s w e a r  t o  g o d -

ew cishets -Alex