alan the critter

I just opened this account an hour ago and I already spammed someone with pick-up lines, got into 2 arguments, and thrown a chair across the room

A FLY FLEW PAST AND SCARED THE BLOODY SHIT OUT OF ME

what the fuck

I FOLLOW MY OWN RP ACCOUNT FUCKING DEAL WITH IT

I just realized I forgot what you say when someone says "thank you" to you and I've spent a year saying "no problem" instead of "you're welcome"

this is the most lonely account on wattpad