The owner of this account is currently at a loss for words as to what exactly he should type into this 'about' box (Of which the squarish shape reminds him of the cardboard box that he calls home). As his username suggests, he is perpetually out of a job, which he has since gotten used to. As is expected of such a lowly creature as he, proper housing is unavailable, so when the cold, cold nights of whatever country he's in arrive, he has to abandon his cardboard box and snuggle in the asses of other warm, furry creatures to stay alive. To cope with the unfortunate situation he is in, he has turned to reading stories online, as well as writing his own crappy stories. How he has access to the internet at all, however, is still a mystery to all, including himself.

P.S. If you are currently looking for someone without opposable thumbs for a job, contact @EmployTheRoo at [redacted: 9*** ****].