I am married to Laura A. Heimrich....she is the reader in our family. We do not have any children except animals.our animals are our kids...we treat them like humans...they have their own room,they get grounded just like real kids.Max is a huge dog,part Akita and Newfoundland.Sophie is a Brindle Boxer. We also have 2 cats named Chloe and Oscar. Laura and I have been together for 22 years ...20 of them married. We are 7 months apart. Joe was born October 4 ,1966. Laura was born May 24,1967.