About the author: Joey Mendoza grew up in the quiet town Klamath Falls, Oregon where he had his two sisters (Rosa and Melissa) would gladly teach him the difficulties of growing up as the runt in the family. Joey later moved to Prineville, Oregon where he took an interest in writing. His teacher instilled in him the great works from famed authors Shakespeare, Leo Tolstoy, Oscar Wilde and of course Dr. Suess. Joey then spent many mysterious years traveling the world and living in the sutures of America. He came back expecting his loved ones to awe at the auspicious knowledge he had gained on his many adventures but only found his sister yet again willing to give him noogies and famed nicknames such as "booger breath" and "turd face". Joey then secluded himself away from the cruel world where in his private chambers where he learned how to rule the World Of Warcraft with his level 80 Paladin and crush his foes hopes and dreams in Black Ops with the famed T-Bag move. Now Joey has returned once again to us, this time sharing his epic stories of imagination.