I'm a faggot, I'm a retard, I got a girl's bag, and a V-card.
I got three friends and a whack ass ride,
You can judge by the cover 'cause it's shitty on the inside.
No girls wanna fuck me, trust me.
I don't give a fuck, don't adjust me,
Just please shut your face hole, just one second.
"Fuck you faggot, you're so fucking dumb."
Dumb, I'm the dumb one?
Calm down, Bo, just count to ten. Uhm.
One, two, three, whore-I mean four-shit, three, four, five, bitch-I mean six-shit