John the Dad (@John-The-Dad)'s conversations

John-The-Dad

Dec 05, 2019 02:36PM

Like Jesus, I have risen from the dead

stellxr-

@John-The-Dad hello father. jessica is waiting for u n ur kids are basically all dead.

Dec 06, 2019 • Reply

way_2_obsessed

@John-The-Dad welcome back dad

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

dcdhat

@John-The-Dad 
          	  ... y-You exist?
          	  FINALLY, TAKE ME.
          	  ( I'm sorry. )

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

ur-new-step-mom

Dec 10, 2019

hey john im bored hbu?-

John-The-Dad

Dec 05, 2019

Like Jesus, I have risen from the dead

stellxr-

@John-The-Dad hello father. jessica is waiting for u n ur kids are basically all dead.

Dec 06, 2019 • Reply

way_2_obsessed

@John-The-Dad welcome back dad

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

dcdhat

@John-The-Dad 
            ... y-You exist?
            FINALLY, TAKE ME.
            ( I'm sorry. )

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

stellxr-

Nov 12, 2019

dad, where are you? i’m hungry. everyone is at the door begging to be adopted. my sisters and brothers and neithers are all hungry. please come back.

John-The-Dad

@stellxr- Oof

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

dcdhat

Oct 17, 2019

Hey, welcome to the #exhusband club.

dcdhat

@John-The-Dad 
            Come on John, let's have a drinking race.

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

John-The-Dad

 @dcdhat :(

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

gxrgeous-gxrl-gxnius

Oct 17, 2019

Can you be my new dad?

oldfishingdude

Sep 30, 2019

I slammed into a stair yesterday and almost d i e d, father.

ur-new-step-mom

@MintedMoth please don’t die smol bean

Oct 18, 2019 • Reply

John-The-Dad

Sep 30, 2019

Follow me on Instagram 
          john.the.dad1

-nairobii

@John-The-Dad done

Oct 24, 2019 • Reply

Grace-Drama-Daughter

Sep 25, 2019

Lol

John-The-Dad

Sep 24, 2019

Please do not call me Daddy

Chara80s

@John-The-Dad  okay father

Sep 25, 2019 • Reply

ur-new-step-mom

@John-The-Dad hi daddy

Sep 24, 2019 • Reply

-freckledvenus

@John-The-Dad Ok then papa

Sep 24, 2019 • Reply

John-The-Dad

Sep 24, 2019

Karen is a bitch #ew