JohnLaurensTheTurtIe

Biden won!!! Yesssssssssssss!

Lams_Forever_900

hi
          i am an annoying 12 year old
          on your fandoms list it said She Ra and the princesses of power
          that is the new netflix show
          have you seen the original?
          just wondering because I am rewatching the original now and not that many people seem to have seen it

JohnLaurensTheTurtIe

When you get a scam message for “W e b  N o v e l”
          
          Hello JohnLaurensTheTurtIe,
          
          My name is Tika. I'm an Author Liaison representative, representing W e b n o v e l. 
          
          I've read the initial chapters and I feel that your novel showcases your capabilities as a writer thus, I would like to invite you to publish on our platform W e b n o v e l. You may find our App on Appstore or Google Play, which has over tens of millions installations. 
          
          We would like to offer a non-exclusive contract for your novels currently on the site, this way, you can keep the novel on the site but at the same time also help you tap on the large reader base of on our platform with over 60 million unique user views, making it a win-win situation. 
          
          Please feel free to reach out to me with regards to this, we want to understand your needs first and foremost as an author to help you reach the target market you want to hit. 
          
          If you want to reach out personally, You can contact me at:
          Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WebnovelEditors
          Facebook Messenger: WebnovelEditors (There should be a space between two words)
          Instagram: WebnovelEditors (There should be a space between two words)
          Discord: Tika#1808
          Email: editorwn.tika@gmail.com
          
          I’ve only ever written a couple sentences accompanied with birb pics. I have not written any novels. This is the worst scam I’ve ever seen.

Lams_Forever_900

@JohnLaurensTheTurtIe Now I got it on this account!
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Lams_Forever_900

@JohnLaurensTheTurtIe I got that too on my old account
            I literally wrote a 3 chapter book with the same 3 words in all the chapters,
            the words were I AM POTATO
            
            yeah that is the worst scam ever
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StormChapterTM

@JohnLaurensTheTurtIe, this happened to my friend too- he decided to email them back saying that he'd heard that there was a promotional offer for all new members of w e b  n o v el and was concerned that the kettles were faulty. It went on. I'd recommend doing something similar lol- it wastes their time.
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JohnLaurensTheTurtIe

I had school today, it was pretty uneventful until the teachers decided that we should name our class after something green (we are green cluster, and a name instead of just calling it (teacher’s name’s) class and people started saying in the chat:
          
          Green, but green
          The X-Box logo
          Ms. Chase (our homeroom teacher), but green
          The Apple logo, but green
          The US paper currency which may or may not be the hue “green” 
          GrEeN bEaNs/Beans/BeAnS
          
          And a number of other crazy things, and I was dying. 
          
          There were also normal suggestions, but those aren’t worth mentioning lol

MegaraEvans

@JohnLaurensTheTurtIe yeah I had school too. It was actually hilarious when my orchestra teacher decided to pick up his laptop during break, run down the hall, and scare the shot out of my English teacher for no reason.
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IEatDiseasedRats

1) your pfp is wholesome
          
          2) https://youtu.be/_UVfqA_2pcA

IEatDiseasedRats

@JohnLaurensTheTurtIe something disturbing I found in the middle of class one day
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JohnLaurensTheTurtIe

@IEatDiseasedRats Thank you but, 
            
            
            
            Ahhhhhhhhh what the heck is that
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