I have now been inducted into the sacred order of the Wattpad where nothing makes sense. I am currently working on one ongoing project (OMG what is this new feeling of dread, it's delicious). I hope to make it more once I am much farther into my current stuff.

Warning my imagination is large, the  B.S. is strong in me and somehow I'm still operating on 4 hours sleep.

Now you see my father was a complete idiot, I am sadly only a Halfwit.

I think I might start a story for memes and tv quotes. Maybe a Anime recommendations story?
No that wouldn't work the internet says I have bad taste in anime and the internet's never wrong.
I didn't realize I could type so much here, this feels like a lot. 

Apparently my new nationality is french by popular opinion.
Gotta give props to my 4...
Wait when did I get a 5th follower????  

No big, as for my life I work a crap job for my family, am obsessed with most things nerd culture.  I am also trying to get my hands on a six eyed toad thing a friend sent a picture of but I can't find at any pet shop. 

Wait since they are my followers does this mean I can command them??? I will try this one day. 

How do we know that we see the same colors? If we both grew up and I was seeing green for blue and vice versa, well I'd never know becuase I'd never see it from your eyes. In fact there could really be infinite colors and we as people could only see a few randomly selected ones. This would mean each person would be seeing the world wildly different.

Why is it bad stuff tastes good and good stuff tastes bad? Is this not like a major design flaw in humans? No mattee what origin you believe in. How are we supposed to survive with this being the case? Someone answer me?

I DM for a couple of ingrates, who I love to disrespect. Just once I want to play Pugmire, we've done D&D, Starwars, even candyland but monster slaying post apocalyptic dogs is to much.