John Watson

hi there how are you?

oh dear lord. what did i just type? Wartson? *horrified face, but soon gives way to giggles*
          *bites knuckles in an effort to stop laughing*

Wartson, do you even COME ONLINE?????????????

Say Bye Bye to Harold! :) RIP, Harold. You will not be missed.

Hello, Doctor Watson.

@Winnepeng Awesome Wordplay.

*evil laugh*

*chuckles* I'll see you soon, Doctor Watson.

Oh, and I apologize on a certain friends behalf for raising your internet usage. It is quite important that he uses it. 

Doctor Watson, I regret (not really) to inform you that your mustache will soon perish. Expect nighttime visitors in the future.