About 4.5 billion years ago, earth was made with one purpose in mind. To house the worlds greatest person ever, John Jinkles. But unbeknownst to the world he silently planned to bring this world his genius books of all kinds. So follow the story of this writing prodigy as he makes grammatical error after grammatical error in this world made specifically for him in this strange thing called Wattpad. (honestly if you want me to write a book about this just ask)



I am still in school, I have read a lot in my lifetime so far, I know so many cringy pickup lines it's not even funny, I will do my best to please my readers
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  • JoinedNovember 19, 2020




Stories by John Jinkles
The Time That I Was a Second Off by John_Jinkles
The Time That I Was a Second Off
It began with a 5... 4... 3... 2... And then time stopped, literally. Now I'm stuck in school with five othe...
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The First Time I was DM by John_Jinkles
The First Time I was DM
This is a type of autobiography most wouldn't expect. It is about my first time as Dungeon Master for, well...
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