Johnathan_Mandrake

I have some important questions for yall and I want your honest thoughts on this...
          	
          	Is this a dream or reality?  Is what we once thought real simply a dream, while our dreams are the true reality?  Or, perhaps, is reality simply a dream within a dream?  What is reality?  What is a dream?  And how do you tell the difference?
          	
          	I ask because I've always been a Lucid Dreamer my dreams often mimicking reality in every aspect... kinda like The Matrix.  So I thought I'd ask see what it's like for others.

Johnathan_Mandrake

...  I'm beyond tired rn.  I'm going to sleep.  Good night all, talk to you in the... evening...  dam I was up all night again.  At least I don't have work today...
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Johnathan_Mandrake

@Theallnightreader  When logic and reason fail...  When science and maths are no longer capable of providing answers... that is when it's time to consider the impossible may have become possible.  That the things of dreams and nightmares have come to be... and the worst part?
          	  
          	  
          	  The nightmares are here to stay...
          	  
          	  
          	  Because you can't get rid of us that easy.
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Lightimagaysimp

What was that sasuke wannabe presentation in ur bio.. 

Johnathan_Mandrake

@Lightimagaysimp  Not saying it isn't...  Just saying I didn't notice till you pointed it out.
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Lightimagaysimp

@Lightimagaysimp jakshkshs yeah okay I just thought it was very similar ☠☠
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Johnathan_Mandrake

@Lightimagaysimp I actually wasn't doing an impersonation of anyone...  that's me being me, though I did take the likes, dislikes, etcetera from the template on my mil-sim's introduction tab.  So maybe they got inspiration from Naruto franchise for that.
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Theallnightreader

I got tagged :(
          
          hehe
          
          1. Favourite color
          2. If you could travel anywhere, where?
          3. Favorite weird word?
          4. Cats or Dogs?
          5. Biggest pet peeve?
          6. fav thing to do in your free time?
          7. If you could be any animal, which one and why?
          8. One weird fact about yourself
          9. Tag 15 others

Theallnightreader

lol. Where in completely different time zones also I've never had coffee...
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Johnathan_Mandrake

@Theallnightreader  What?  I got your message at close to 2:00 in the morning.  Don't expect a cordial reply that early from me.  Even my coffee maker doesn't wake up until 10 am if I can help it.
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Johnathan_Mandrake

I have some important questions for yall and I want your honest thoughts on this...
          
          Is this a dream or reality?  Is what we once thought real simply a dream, while our dreams are the true reality?  Or, perhaps, is reality simply a dream within a dream?  What is reality?  What is a dream?  And how do you tell the difference?
          
          I ask because I've always been a Lucid Dreamer my dreams often mimicking reality in every aspect... kinda like The Matrix.  So I thought I'd ask see what it's like for others.

Johnathan_Mandrake

...  I'm beyond tired rn.  I'm going to sleep.  Good night all, talk to you in the... evening...  dam I was up all night again.  At least I don't have work today...
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Johnathan_Mandrake

@Theallnightreader  When logic and reason fail...  When science and maths are no longer capable of providing answers... that is when it's time to consider the impossible may have become possible.  That the things of dreams and nightmares have come to be... and the worst part?
            
            
            The nightmares are here to stay...
            
            
            Because you can't get rid of us that easy.
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Johnathan_Mandrake

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Friend:  Why are you such a recluse?
          
          Me:  Because I'm highly allergic to idiots and my allergic reaction is to repeatedly hit them upside the head until their brain begins properly utilizing the various electrical signals that form one's consciousness.
          
          Friend:   ... That's a pretty bad reaction....
          
          Me:   For them, yes.  For me, I find it fairly cathartic.
          
          
          There are literally two or three people I know who can connect with me on an intellectual level.  One is about 50 years older than me and the other is a former classmate who I have fallen out of contact with.  Anyone else on my level are scientists either working in laboratories or for various governments...  in other words *takes deep breath*  I'M SURROUNDED BY FUCKING IDIOTS 24/7!!!!!!
          
          ...
          
          I'm so bored...  if it was possible to die from boredom I wouldn't have made it past 4th grade.

Johnathan_Mandrake

@musicandpiano  Just goes to show that being smart isn't all it's cracked up to be.  When you go for a job, they either don't hire you because you're over qualified and they're worried that you'll be THEIR boss in short order; or you're underqualified because you don't have the all important shiny piece of paper stating you wasted both time and money on going to a place where idiots attempt to learn from even bigger idiots(talking about degrees and college here btw).
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musicandpiano

*Me, being the idiotic one from my friends’ group*
            
            
            
            Well, nice meeting you, John, imma… yeah, imma head out.
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Johnathan_Mandrake

Taking a break from Wattpad to catch up on some other stories I'm binge reading elsewhere...  hope to be back soon.

Johnathan_Mandrake

I just realized something.  I have 55 followers...
          
          But the amount of irl friends is in the single digits.
          
          I don't know if I should be proud of the 55 followers...  or depressed at the fact that I need to go online to be apreciared, even just to heard for that matter.
          
          Oh well.  Back to doing what I'm best at.
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          That being sleeping my life away while the world turns on(and possibly working on some chapters)

DastardlyMew

Honestly, I think I'm getting slower and that I'm developing roots on my bed
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DastardlyMew

@Johnathan_Mandrake same here man, same here.
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Johnathan_Mandrake

@DastardlyMew  thanks for the encouragement...  just fyi though I'm actually an expert at being Productively Lazy.  If you don't know what that means its basically like one of those insanely smart people who can only use their full IQ for short bursts or a really fast runner that can only do sprints due to their lack of endurance despite training that point to the point of exhaustion only to realize that it's simply their limit.
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Johnathan_Mandrake

Impossible...  Oh, how I hate that word.  I honestly wish it was removed from existence.
          
          Quotes and facts that I agree with completely.
          
          "The only limit to what is or is not possible is the limit of one's own mind."
          ~Myself(Lazy arsehole of a writer who often thinks too highly of themself)
          
          “Limits like fears are often just an illusion.”
          ~ Michael Jordan(Former NBA Star and Multi-Hall Of Famer)
          
          "Weather you say you can or you say you can't, you're right"
          ~ Meredith Dolhare(CEO and Founder of Running Works)
          
          "Nothing is impossible with the right tools, the right equipment, and the right mentality...  rather certain things are highly improbable to occur in a certain timeframe or without the proper tools, equipment, and/or mentality."
          ~ A Fact(A universal truth(ofwhich there are not many))

Johnathan_Mandrake

@Malgant_is_GrmReaper  ...  well I already have a hellfire chainsaw named Betty, so I'm good on chainsaws.  I'll make me a hand and a half one sided blade and a pistol for duel wielding...  also, can my suit possess optical, thermal, infrared, ultraviolet, radar, sonar, and extrasensory camouflage?  I also plan to make it flight-capable and air/water-tight to allow for space and underwater travel.  Installation of wrist-mounted grappling hooks and tracker shooters are also needed along side a HUD for visual assistance...  oh! I will Also be installing an AI to assist.
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Malgant_is_GrmReaper

Hm,  you’re not supposed allowed to tamper with the timeline. But I’m honestly to lazy to enforce my own rules, so..... Here’s a book, *hands you a book* Here’s a lantern, *hands you a lantern* Here’s the customary Suitcase. in it is an outfit of your choosing, though keep in mind once an outfit is chosen that’s all you can wear while on the job. *hands you a suitcase.* over there’s the forge go make a Soul Harvest tool, and I swear if you make a Chainsaw or a Lawn mower i’m throwing you into the abyss. *points at a grand door.* oh and Your off days are Sundays and Thursdays. Ice cream is served in the mess-hall every Wednesday and Friday. Mondays you are legally allowed to show that you are miserable, as everyone hates Mondays. Tuesdays are inspection days. Have fun.
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Johnathan_Mandrake

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@Malgant_is_GrmReaper  so... I kill people and I live longer?  THAT'S THE BEST INVENTION EVER!!!  Now I just gotta get a time machine to go kill Hitler, Trump, then Blackbeard(last one so I can take his place and make a fortune off of my knowledge of future events).
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Johnathan_Mandrake

Quick question guys...  I have this irl friend who votes on their own stories and asked me why I didn't.   Now due to confidentiality as they don't write on Wattpad I wont be stating their name - so if you're reading this, mate, yes I'm talking about you so shut that arsehole you call a mouth and lemme finish - anywho, I was wondering what you guys thought about it.  I most likely won't as I actually have morals(shocking, I know), but I wanted to see what others thought.
          
          Later,
          
          John

DastardlyMew

But if its for what JustSk8n said, then its fine ^w^
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DastardlyMew

I also dont vote my own, it makes me feel like an idiot tbh and its true, wont you agree?
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JustSk8n

@Johnathan_Mandrake I mean, I dont see what's wrong with voting on your own story, I write my storys not just for my own enjoyment but the enjoyment of others to read. And if voting on my own let's others come across it, then what's the harm?
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