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My friend (Zach): *at my house* Your house is so quiet, dude.
Me: No it isn't.
Zach: Dude...yes it is
My friend (Darius): You just wait...
Zach: (•ิ_•ิ)?
Me & Darius: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*4 hours later*
Mom: *comes home* I'M HOME FUCKERS *hooks Bluetooth up and blasts rap music*
Zach: (⊙_⊙)
Darius: Told ya
Me: (」゚ロ゚)」 the best part hasn't even happened yet
Zach: ⊙ω⊙
*30 minutes later*
Dad: *comes home* HEY FAGGOTS I'M HOME! *calls 5 friends to come over*
Zach: (◎ー◎)
*2 hours later*
Dads friends: WHAT'S UP FAT ASS, WHERE, AND THOSE 3 UGLY ASS UMPUH LUMPUHS!
Me: *smirks* Quiet house, right?
Darius: (C_C)
Zach: *slowly backs away from the house*