JohnnyOrlaando

Ok so umm...something came up....so...I'm gonna be gone...for a while...not long...but a while...

JohnnyOrlaando

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This shit is fucked up. All these fake people getting on my nerves for real. Like, I get that your a pussy and you don't have the balls to write on my MY or comment any book because you know what'll happen. But don't murder my pm with your ugly McDouble chin. Fr real I'm about to knock your teeth so far down n your throat you'll be eating out of your ass. And do us all a favor and stop trying to act hot because the only thing you can turn on is a microwave. 

JohnnyOrlaando

I just spent 25 minutes trying to open a damn lunchable

minterwintersnow

@JohnnyOrlaando 
            Ikr..? XD
            Those things are impossible! XD
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minterwintersnow

@JohnnyFrosst 
            Lmfao...XDD
            I spend longer..xD
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JohnnyOrlaando

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JohnnyOrlaando

@-E͆l͆s͆a͆T͆h͆e͆Q͆u͆e͆e͆n͆- i͆ h͆a͆v͆e͆ a͆ r͆e͆a͆s͆o͆n͆ t͆o͆ t͆h͆a͆t͆ t͆h͆o͆u͆g͆h͆
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-ElsaTheQueen-

Same though. XD
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JohnnyOrlaando

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My friend (Zach): *at my house* Your house is so quiet, dude.
          
          Me: No it isn't. 
          
          Zach: Dude...yes it is
          
          My friend (Darius): You just wait... 
          
          Zach: (•ิ_•ิ)?
          
          Me & Darius: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
          
          *4 hours later*
          
          Mom: *comes home* I'M HOME FUCKERS *hooks Bluetooth up and blasts rap music*
          
          Zach: (⊙_⊙)
          
          Darius: Told ya
          
          Me: (」゚ロ゚)」 the best part hasn't even happened yet 
          Zach: ⊙ω⊙
          
          *30 minutes later*
          
          Dad: *comes home* HEY FAGGOTS I'M HOME! *calls 5 friends to come over*
          
          Zach: (◎ー◎)
          
          *2 hours later* 
          
          Dads friends: WHAT'S UP FAT ASS, WHERE,  AND THOSE 3 UGLY ASS UMPUH LUMPUHS! 
          
          Me: *smirks* Quiet house,  right? 
          
          Darius: (C_C)
          
          Zach: *slowly backs away from the house*
          
          
          
          
          
          

minterwintersnow

@JohnnyFrosst 
            I would join the party..xD
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-HelplessRomantic-

*laughs my ass off*
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