John Shedletsky

telamons bonus part 2 

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Hey everyone. It’s me John. Unfortunately I decided to make a AO3 account, and I got hit by a bus. I’m writing this while I lay on my hospital bed, plz give me more time to write the next chapterrrr ..!! 

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Hey sussy baka’s, read the new chapter! 

So, I might re-write some of the older chapters, because I was reading them and, holy shit. What was I thinking 

Merry Christmas Eve my 1.11k readers 

Shedletsky. Are you real?

I’m actually amazing. I’m the best writer on earth….  Shakespeare is dead.. BECAUSE I DESTROYED HIM AND BECOME THE BETTER VERSIONNNN 

Do you ever feel like a McDonalds bag