*taps microphone*
Hi *waves hand erratically*. So I thought that I shouldn't keep you guys waiting anymore.
Without further a due, I present to you *dramatic drum roll* Distress High School!
*places fisted hand over heart* As an author I hereby swear to strive to provide frequent updates, take into consideration criticism and answer questions (so ask away)
This is a draft of the book, but that doesn't give you the right to plagiarize (copy, for those people who prefer shorter words). If you do decide to plagiarize, I shall reign down on you with all the sarcastic and murderous wrath I have within me. I solemnly swear to kill you in one or more of my upcoming books and I solemnly swear to make it as gruesome as my horrific imagination can make it.
Yes, I am an author, which means that my mind is a petrifying place. *In the dramatic voice of a king* DO NOT TEST ME!
But as you can see, I am reasonable, so I look forward to hearing your feed back.
Love you
Amy❤