"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into life's eyes because she's an unfair bitch who has far too many lemons 🍋"

Write a 5000 words essay... sure I'm on it.
Write your bio... wtf sorcerery is this 😩

Thank you for taking the time to read my sorry attempt at a bio 🤲 

Hi 🙂

I'm a dark chocolate skinned girl 🍫 with dark brown eyes and a hella sarcastic mouth (most of the time this is how I look 😒)

When I'm not here on Wattpad, then I'm either watching YouTube videos, or anime or cartoon 💃🍾

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I present myself as a pretty boring and basic person in real life, but in my head I'm a sword bearing, monster fighting, time traveling, badass super Saiyan with long jet black hair and Beyonce's vocal cords. Oh yeah and i can dance... in my head 🤸🏿‍♀️ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Oh and I'm kinda weird ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

I read books... Obviously 🙄
I love reading and writing, it's like my escapes from reality where I can forget about all my problems. Most of what I write I don't post it here on Wattpad because I never finish anything 😩 but I try, I do. 

And I have so many ideas in my head and I just wish they could jump out and manifest themselves without me having to do anything 😓 but life doesn't work that way.   

I'm going to try and summarize the basic things you should know about me. 

Ok so, my name is Naomi(middle name)
seventeen (as at today)
virgo ♍ (Queens are born in September〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜)
I'm Nigerian 🇳🇬 (I love my country but please somebody should come and rescue me from this place 😩🤲)
I love Jesus 💙
I'm pretty open minded, i don't like to discriminate or judge people (cos I wouldn't want someone to do it to me)
And... I like fried Chicken like a lot🙂 (sue me)

Well I can't find anything else to say so... I'm just going to end it here. 

Check out my books 📚 and please do follow me 👌(◍•ᴗ•◍) . Okay I'm done now ᕦ⊙෴⊙ᕤ 🚶🏿‍♀️