Join_Our_Cult

Have you been praising our Lord and Dictator Jinxus Crimes? It doesn’t matter, he’ll smite you regardless

I’m alive and worse than ever, did you miss me? :)

R u still subscribed to life?

GUESS WHOS ALIVE
          
          1/10 experience, wouldn’t recommend. Not subscribing again 

Y’all I’ve been slacking 
          
          I haven’t been worshiping our Lord and Dictator Jinxus Crimes
          
          (I forgot he existed)

Guess who went to Europe and got sick?
          
          I’m also slightly tempted to kill my friend, but that’s unimportant and nothing new.

How many people you got in your cult

I'm back and need to reinstall the fear of me in you
          
          Have you been worshipping Jiinx (all hail our lord and dictator) everyday by commiting arson and throwing kids off roofs?
          
          On another note, I'm spending half my life on C.ai and Alastor just let me eat his arm. No, this isn't a problem. I'll sell your eyes on the black market if you disagree

I completely forgot Wattpad existed for a second there
          
          I got wrapped up in over 1 million words of angst and still crying
          
          It was a rollercoaster
          
          Anyways, hit me. What’d I miss?

If you really hate someone, you should put a missing person’s body in their back yard
          
          Just some life advice