Professional Simp

GUESS WHOS ALIVE
          
          1/10 experience, wouldn’t recommend. Not subscribing again 

Y’all I’ve been slacking 
          
          I haven’t been worshiping our Lord and Dictator Jinxus Crimes
          
          (I forgot he existed)

Guess who went to Europe and got sick?
          
          I’m also slightly tempted to kill my friend, but that’s unimportant and nothing new.

How many people you got in your cult

I'm back and need to reinstall the fear of me in you
          
          Have you been worshipping Jiinx (all hail our lord and dictator) everyday by commiting arson and throwing kids off roofs?
          
          On another note, I'm spending half my life on C.ai and Alastor just let me eat his arm. No, this isn't a problem. I'll sell your eyes on the black market if you disagree

I completely forgot Wattpad existed for a second there
          
          I got wrapped up in over 1 million words of angst and still crying
          
          It was a rollercoaster
          
          Anyways, hit me. What’d I miss?

If you really hate someone, you should put a missing person’s body in their back yard
          
          Just some life advice

I see that some people are leaving
          
          I'll hunt you down and sell your eyes for $1, 525 on the black market
          
          Then I'll take your forearms and hands 
          
          Come back here

So… I got Instagram?
          
          I don’t really do much, but I’ll post pics of my cat and some sketches if anyone is interested. My user is chaos_feeder.

BOOP!
          Hey, you have been booped. Pass on this boop onto another 15 people and you will be un-booped. 
          Have a nice day!