Shadilay, my friends. #FREEKEKISTAN!

I  own all copyrights of everything on this page.

I, also, have a particular set of skills. If you steal my shit. I will hunt you down. I will find you... And I will kill you. Not really, but I will beat that ass.

Interesting facts about the Diary of A Mad Zombie Killer...

The lead character is a fictionalized version of me.
The cover for the book is actually the notebook I used for notes. 
It took me about 2 years to write it. 2 years to edit and polish it.
I like the first person narrative style. It's like the character is speaking to you.

Facts about the real Jojo Strange...

I used to be a dunk tank clown up until about 5 years ago when I threw my back out. I now work in a game called the 'Ring-A-Knife'.
I am a part time stand up comic. Jojo Strange started as a stage name.
Here's a link to some of my comedy...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0Zr7eRYYtCVyrwu0OztYIQ
And Facebook, if you wanna friend up with me...
https://www.facebook.com/jojo.strange?ref=bookmarks
I play drums and sing, just not at the same time. I'm not Phil Collins.
I can shoot a bow. 
I know Jeet Kune Do, which is a martial art developed by the Late Bruce Lee.
I juggle. Mainly just 3 objects.
I do close up magic, mainly at a hobby level, but, I know a bunch of pros. One of the magicians on my Facebook friends list was on America's Got Talent. Jaden Maxwell from Chattanooga, Tenn. One of the early seasons. I'm not sure which. He made it almost to the end.
I am considered something of an expert in Zombilypse survival. I'm one of the founding admins on the Zombie Response Team on Facebook.
Here's a link for that, if you're interested...
https://www.facebook.com/Zombie.Response.Team.ZRT/?ref=bookmarks
I know all kinds of cool shit. My specialty is scavenging and re-engineering.

2 zombies are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, 'Does this taste funny to you'?