JokerWillMurderYou

“my child is completely fine” your child can guess any Lana Del Rey song by only listening to 0,5 seconds of it

flowerlulls

ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴅᴀʏ! ✌︎︎♥︎ (ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ)
          • ɪ’ᴠᴇ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴅᴀʏ!! 
          • ᴛʜɪs ɪs ғᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ sɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀs, ɪ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ! 
          ➪ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ғᴏʀ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ, ɪᴛ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ!
          ➪ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴍ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴛʜɪɴɢs: 
          • ᴏɴᴇ, sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀs sᴛʀᴇssᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴜᴛ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ 
          • ᴛᴡᴏ, sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀs ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ 
          ➪ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ’s ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴘʀᴇss ʙᴏᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢʀᴀᴛɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀɪɴ, ɪᴛ’s ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ʀᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄᴀʀᴇ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ! 
          ➪ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ, ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ!! 
          ➪ ᴜɴʟᴇss ɪ’ᴍ ɪɴ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ, ɪ’ᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ғʀᴇᴇ sᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴏʀ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴄʜᴀᴛ xᴅ
          ➪ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ / ᴀғᴛᴇʀɴᴏᴏɴ / ᴇᴠᴇɴɪɴɢ ❤❤

sweetdove_166

Hey thanks for the follow. I really hope you enjoy my book when you get a chance to read it. It’s a BWWM (Black/Brown woman white man series)romance series:: called EMOTIONS:::
          
          I just posted an introduction chapter and seven chapters
          Yahhh so excited 
          
          If you ever want to talk message me or comment on my book. I love to talk about reading or writing
          Thanks for your time❤️
          Here’s the link 
          https://my.w.tt/STbXHYkoWbb

JokerWillMurderYou

My boyfriend... created a whole comic book... with drawings and every thing... of us.... and there's more... but the comic book one is my favorite.... 

ximenatypes

@porterselena @JokerWillMurderYou that's actually a very sweet and endearing gesture
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JokerWillMurderYou

why the hell all the people I've been following speak Turkish or Arabic what type of chain is this ☠

yorumlardatakiliyom

@JokerWillMurderYou 
            LOL İWÖDĞWLZÜQLĞSŞWĞSLEŞDLWŞLS
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autumnqueenxo_

@JokerWillMurderYou hahaha XD
            It works like this...
            
            I follow you. I speak Arabic. The people I follow speak Arabic. They find you through my profile, and follow you. Their followers follow you. And on and on... And TONS of people who speak Arabic are following you. Preeeeettty hilarious:-)
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